"Excellent!" Holtzmann beamed, waving for Patty to follow her as she marched around the room, explaining in her very best tour guide impression such delights as "And if you look to your left you will see our very special containment unit, please keep your hands and arms inside the cart at all times and don't stray to close to the radiation." and "On your right we can see a fine example of early 21st century ghost entrapment technology, your new improved ghost trap includes faster reaction times and a much snazzier outer covering." interspersed with overly excitable descriptions of all the little additions she'd made to equipment Patty had already seen.

over all, the tour took about twenty minutes, despite it only being the one room.